JACK OFF: Who would win in a drunken, back-alley fight between Jack Kerouac and Jack London?

London, hands down. Klondike badass.

Kerouac, hands down. Ass-beat generation.

Kerouac, on stamina, from all the rucksacking.

London, on deadliness, from channeling wolves.

A tie. Two ink-stained pussy writers couldn't hurt each other.

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